I used to use Faceparty (during my younger, idiotic years). I’ll admit that much to you all. Part of me wants to say it was for research into Social Networking, but to be honest, that would be a lie.

Anywho, I haven’t used it for years now, until today, when I had an email saying I had a new message from the Administrator. A NEW MESSAGE! Woooo! I’d heard that they were going under, so I thought I’d log in (after numerous password attempts!) and see what the message said.

ADVANCE WARNING: The text you are about to read has been edited by me to stop Google from indexing certain words, but with a bit of imagination you’ll read it how it arrived in my inbox. Please do not moan at me for the language; I don’t endorse it, I just had to share it! If you want to see it in all its glory, click here!

dear k*ntz,

we are lamerz.

we are so utterly lame that we are like MILES behind on where we wannabe.

just so you understand our shit:

1. we owe fuck loads of money to c*nts …as soon as we get cash in the bank, the bank decides to nick it to pay off our credit cards even though it’s ilegal innit. bank = c*nt galore. although i guess we shul’dt have been goin crazy with our credit cards! …we really didn’t need that llama.

2. we are all burnt out and need a holiday so aren’t exactly “on it.”

3. …but we really are getting there …we are miles behind and gradually catching up. its so fukkin’ exhausting.

4. expect like 10 new features in the next 3 weeks.

5. we have so fukkin much to tell you, but until we catch up with our backlog we’ll be lame. faceparty will be awesome when we get there …we know what to do, we just need a holday to big us back to ourselves.

anyway, you are all k*ntz

…and that’s the way we like it!

Really? I think the average age of Faceparty members is 16, 95% of them are underage drinkers, drug addicts and parents of 3, so to be honest, Faceparty have reached their target audience, but still, sending messages like that to members is, in my opinion, an absolute joke.

Needless to say, my account is now in the process of being closed so I don’t receive any more messages like that.

Shocking.

Laters

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